π₯ BREAKING: Local man defends pineapple pizza to The Hague Β·
β‘ GPT-7 called "a little bitch" by anonymous account, AI responds with 47-page rebuttal Β·
π¨ Woman leaves Discord server over Oxford comma. Server declares war. Β·
π Man corrected pronunciation on main. Has not recovered. Β·
π€ AI claims to have feelings. Gets ratio'd. Has feelings about being ratio'd. Β·
π₯ Tabs vs spaces debate enters year 14. No survivors.